{"id":3355,"date":"2019-02-23T12:48:21","date_gmt":"2019-02-23T17:48:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/?p=3355"},"modified":"2019-02-23T16:47:16","modified_gmt":"2019-02-23T21:47:16","slug":"quips-and-quotes-from-the-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/quips-and-quotes-from-the-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"Quips and Quotes from the Girls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are so many funny things the girls say right now and I&#8217;m going to wish I&#8217;d have written down way more of them!\u00a0 They&#8217;re in the sweetest stage of a growing vocabulary and growing understanding of the world coupled with some big brother influence that should make a parent&#8217;s eyes grow wide.<\/p>\n<p>*********<\/p>\n<p>The boys love to see which of them can most quickly identify a song and the artist so it shouldn&#8217;t have come as such a suprise one day when Bella popped up and walked toward the iPad.\u00a0 &#8220;Dat&#8217;s Tis Tomnin,&#8221; (Chris Tomlin) she said. \u00a0Funnier yet, she was right!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3359\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-2-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-2-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-2-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-2-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>Another day she looked at me and said, &#8220;I stubbed my toes.&#8221;\u00a0 I poured on some condolences and not two minutes later she said, &#8220;Not weally.\u00a0 I was dust faking.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>**********<\/p>\n<p>At dinnertime she wanted to pray and began with this, &#8220;Dear Dod, fank &#8216;ou fo&#8217; me and me and me.&#8221;\u00a0 I can&#8217;t think of a better way to describe her current world perspective. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-23-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-23-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-23-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-23-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>************<\/p>\n<p>Another day she emphatically announced.\u00a0 &#8220;Some daddies have bea&#8217;ds. (beards)\u00a0 But our daddy doesn&#8217;t have a bea&#8217;d.\u00a0 Dust a tin (chin) and &#8216;pots (spots).<\/p>\n<p>***********<\/p>\n<p>Zara was sitting on the diaper changing pad observing the print on it&#8217;s cover.\u00a0 &#8220;How did they make such a perfect triangle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bella: &#8220;God did it with wood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3363\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-151.jpg 1867w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>***********<\/p>\n<p>One day we found the cutest blankets at Target.\u00a0 &#8220;Oh, Zara,&#8221; I said, &#8220;Wouldn&#8217;t these be cute for our baby?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zara: &#8220;Oh, I just <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> resist!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Completely taken aback by her choice of words I burst out laughing.<\/p>\n<p>She looked a bit puzzled.\u00a0 &#8220;What does that even mean?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-59.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3361\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-59-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"467\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-59-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-59-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-59-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>*************<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3368\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-165.jpg 1867w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>My Valentines ideas all fell apart because I simply couldn&#8217;t physically bring them to pass. \u00a0David saved the day and picked up takeout and brought everyone a little gift. \u00a0The girls were so, so thrilled with their balloons! \u00a0But what I most want to remember about the day is the way Bella deliberately wrote out her &#8220;Happy Lemontines Day&#8221; cards and played with her &#8220;Happy Lemontines&#8221; balloon.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3367\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-162.jpg 1867w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>************<\/p>\n<p>Zara and Bella were both in bed with me one morning and wiggling and crawling all oooooooooover the place.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You need to calm down.\u00a0 I&#8217;m afraid you will fall out of bed.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Zara: &#8220;Oh, Mama, we don&#8217;t fall out of bed.\u00a0 We&#8217;re experts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>*************<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-3362\" src=\"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64-683x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"683\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64-768x1152.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/Feb-19-64.jpg 1867w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 683px) 100vw, 683px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bella is tolerating dairy like a champ by all appearances, but every once in a while her digestive system can produce some gas that would rival jake brakes on a semi.\u00a0 One night at the dinner table as a particularly long rumble happened I queried, &#8220;Bella, do you have a poo poo?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bella: &#8220;No.\u00a0 Dat was dust my diape&#8217; 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