{"id":546,"date":"2011-07-13T07:37:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-july-13-2011-2\/"},"modified":"2011-07-13T07:37:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T11:37:00","slug":"wednesday-july-13-2011-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-july-13-2011-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday July 13, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">Not only am I the mom who doesn&#8217;t have chocolate chip cookies warm out of the oven after school.  Not only am I the mom who left the muffins all wrapped up and ready to go for the first day of school celebration.  Not only am I the mom who didn&#8217;t read the school calender correctly and <\/span><a style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\" href=\"http:\/\/smilesbymiles.xanga.com\/732337925\/school-bells\/\">did not pack a lunch the first day<\/a><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">.  I am also the mom who lost Adam&#8217;s first grade report card.  <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">Among the bags of school things he brought home was a navy blue folder with three calender pages of activities to keep him busy this summer and his report card.  It floated around on the island for a few days and I clearly remember having it in hand trying to decide where to put the folder.  Somewhere in the kitchen so I have easy access to the calendar pages or immediately filed as school records.  I remember not taking the time to make a new folder right then.  But I canNOT remember where I went from that spot in the kitchen.  And I cannot find the folder.  <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">And it makes me sick.  <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">What kind of mom loses her child&#8217;s first report card?<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">I have looked and looked and looked and looked and looked and looked and looked and looked.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">I have prayed. <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">The boys and I have prayed.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">David has looked.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">And I have looked and looked and looked.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">I am beginning to be very afraid that I inadvertently tossed it.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">I realize that there are three billion four hundred million seven hundred eighty-nine thousand five hundred sixty-two more needful things out there to pray about.  <\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">But I really want to find that folder.<\/span><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><br style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\"><span style=\"font-family: Andale Mono;\">And I thought maybe y&#8217;all would help me pray about it.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not only am I the mom who doesn&#8217;t have chocolate chip cookies warm out of the oven after school. 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