{"id":569,"date":"2011-12-05T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/monday-december-5-2011\/"},"modified":"2011-12-05T09:25:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T14:25:00","slug":"monday-december-5-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/monday-december-5-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday December 5, 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To all my mom friends &#8230; whether you&#8217;re dragging or bouncing this cloudy Monday &#8230; I mixed up the Irish blessing just for you:<\/p>\n<p>May your floors stay clean for an hour<br \/>May your oven clean itself<br \/>May your laundry fly back into drawers<br \/>May you feel inspired for supper<br \/>And until bedtime comes<br \/>May your voice be graced with patience<br \/>And your children know your love.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xfc.xanga.com\/582e1112d0c32280038439\/b223088278.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xfc.xanga.com\/582e1112d0c32280038439\/m223088278.jpg\" style=\" border-width: 0px;\" width=\"580\" alt=\"November 11_0465V\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To all my mom friends &#8230; whether you&#8217;re dragging or bouncing this cloudy Monday &#8230; I mixed up the Irish blessing just for you: May your floors stay clean for&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39ynQ-9b","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}