Goldi has grown very fat. We were worried she’s pregnant but when David Lee took her to the vet for a sore on her foot he couldn’t feel puppies. He said she’s either pregnant or has congestive heart failure.<\/p>\n
Now she’s on my front porch (a big no-no) and I think she’s in labor. I’ve never seen a dog in labor but it’s either that or she’s dying and from human experience it looks a lot like the former. She’s got her head stretched out and she’s having terrible pain that makes her whine every few minutes and her whole body sort of shakes and moves.<\/p>\n
Honey, I think you’d better come home. I want out of here NOW. I don’t like this kind of stuff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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