{"id":740,"date":"2008-11-01T21:58:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-02T01:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/saturday-november-1-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-11-01T21:58:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-02T01:58:00","slug":"saturday-november-1-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/saturday-november-1-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Saturday November 1, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photo.xanga.com\/smilesbymiles\/09cfe218548539\/photo.html\" target=_blank><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px\" alt=\"November 012\" src=\"http:\/\/x09.xanga.com\/cfef30f364c35218548539\/b171187770.jpg\" width=800><\/a>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ten of them alive and well.&nbsp; One born a bit later, stillborn, er, whatever you call them when it&#8217;s puppies.&nbsp; I mean, no fair.&nbsp; Just squat, grunt, and squeeze out another puppy.&nbsp; And then have someone move you and family into a bigger home with room service provided at no extra charge.&nbsp; And all you do is take care of puppies.&nbsp; Goldi is up and wagging her tail.&nbsp; No trouble fitting into pre-pregnancy clothes.&nbsp; I say.&nbsp; No fair.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and does anyone want a puppy?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Ten of them alive and well.&nbsp; One born a bit later, stillborn, er, whatever you call them when it&#8217;s puppies.&nbsp; I mean, no fair.&nbsp; Just squat, grunt, and squeeze&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39ynQ-bW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}