{"id":742,"date":"2008-05-28T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-29T00:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-may-28-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-05-28T20:02:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-29T00:02:00","slug":"wednesday-may-28-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-may-28-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday May 28, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

These are pacifiers:<\/font><\/p>\n

Picture_073_Quick_e-mail_view<\/font><\/a> <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

I am a soothie: <\/font>Picture_078_Quick_e-mail_view<\/font><\/a> <\/font><\/span><\/p>\n

Probably if I were any cuter, babies wouldn’t like me.  You know, mommies like to buy the cute kinds.  The ones that will make their babies look even more, “aaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwweee, just look at how darling he is.  And isn’t that nuk, binky, you name it, sweet?”  <\/font><\/p>\n

Nope.  They made me functional.  I don’t even come in more then one color so you just have to plan the outfits around me, not “hmm, which nuk matches this outfit?”  But babies like me.  Because, well, I seem to fit just the right way.  I even got some attention today.  Another lady with a one week old at the pediatrician’s office asked Liam’s mommy if they gave me to her at the hospital.  You could tell she was wishing for one just like me.  Liam had to give me up for a minute so she could get a really good look at all the sides of me.  I bet she headed straight for Babies R Us.<\/font><\/p>\n

Photo credits: C.S.<\/a>  (thanks, girl)<\/p>\n

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