{"id":756,"date":"2008-06-06T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-07T00:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/friday-june-6-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-06-06T20:42:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-07T00:42:00","slug":"friday-june-6-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/friday-june-6-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday June 6, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m so good my mommy wonders if I&#8217;m real.&nbsp; I sleep six or seven hours a night.&nbsp; I eat.&nbsp; I sleep.&nbsp; I wet and dirty diapers.&nbsp; And twice a day or so I have close to a two hour awake period.&nbsp; Tonight I thought I&#8217;d give her a run for her money.&nbsp; So I waited til she took off my diaper and then I finished my mess.&nbsp; And just because I thought I&#8217;d try having tummy ache all evening.&nbsp; She says I&#8217;m adorable; but she can&#8217;t wait to start over with tomorrow.&nbsp; I wonder what that means.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photo.xanga.com\/smilesbymiles\/8374e192610690\/photo.html\" target=_blank><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px\" height=800 alt=\"June 2008 096 B&amp;w\" src=\"http:\/\/x83.xanga.com\/74ec720321330192610690\/b148464554.jpg\"><\/a> <span style=\"WIDTH: 0px\"><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I&#8217;m so good my mommy wonders if I&#8217;m real.&nbsp; I sleep six or seven hours a night.&nbsp; I eat.&nbsp; I sleep.&nbsp; I wet and dirty diapers.&nbsp; And twice a&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39ynQ-cc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}