{"id":788,"date":"2008-08-25T21:09:00","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T01:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/monday-august-25-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-08-25T21:09:00","modified_gmt":"2008-08-26T01:09:00","slug":"monday-august-25-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/monday-august-25-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday August 25, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"

My feet hurt all day long today.  When I sat down to feed Liam, I sighed and dreamed aloud of a foot rub.  Adam jumped up and said, “I’ll give you one.”  Not exactly the masseuse I had in mind.  Still who could resist?<\/font><\/p>\n

He tramped up the steps for some lotion and returned beaming.  The tops of my feet were soon slathered.  Well, the right one much heavier then the left “because that’s the driver’s side.”  The bottoms of my feet didn’t need anything, he thought.  <\/font><\/p>\n

And so he rubbed and rubbed until the lotion mostly disappeared.  “See mommy, this bone is your skeleton bone.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“Ok,” he said, “you’ll have to see Dr. Hawkes in in one week because this lotion is poison.”<\/font><\/p>\n

“What???” I said.<\/font><\/p>\n

“Yeah, see the lotion just went inside into the blood and now the bone went down here.  See the patella just came down here and then the lotion and blood mixed up and then the femur went in here and the blood separated and then the blood vessels are in here and then when you get an ouchy the lotion will come out,” he rambled still patting the top of my foot.<\/font><\/p>\n

And he says he wants to be a semi-driver when he grows up???<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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