{"id":796,"date":"2008-04-09T21:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-10T01:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-april-9-2008\/"},"modified":"2008-04-09T21:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-10T01:07:00","slug":"wednesday-april-9-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wednesday-april-9-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday April 9, 2008"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4>How is it that the same child who can accurately pronounce and use words like &#8220;position&#8221; as in, &#8220;well, I just need to position my trucks,&#8221;&nbsp;and &#8220;information&#8221; as in, &#8220;this is just a lot of information I need to read to the other people,&#8221; can have such trouble remembering simpler terms.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4>The other night it was raining and apparently something didn&#8217;t look right with the windshield wipers.&nbsp; &#8220;Hey, mommy,&#8221; he said, &#8220;that&#8217;s crazy.&nbsp; Those whimpers are just wagging.&#8221;<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photo.xanga.com\/smilesbymiles\/a0a79183308127\/photo.html\" target=_blank><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/photo.xanga.com\/smilesbymiles\/a0a79183308127\/photo.html\" target=_blank><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px\" height=580 alt=\"April 016 Large e-mail view\" src=\"http:\/\/xa0.xanga.com\/a79c252360231183308127\/m140385400.jpg\"><\/font><\/a><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4> <\/font><span style=\"WIDTH: 0px\"><\/span><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4>&nbsp;<\/font><span style=\"WIDTH: 0px\"><\/span><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4>(don&#8217;t you love his reflection?)<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Abadi MT Condensed Light\" size=4>These days I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;d do without Adam.&nbsp; If laughter is the best medicine, he must be what&#8217;s keeping me off Prozac.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How is it that the same child who can accurately pronounce and use words like &#8220;position&#8221; as in, &#8220;well, I just need to position my trucks,&#8221;&nbsp;and &#8220;information&#8221; as in, &#8220;this&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39ynQ-cQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=796"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/796\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}