{"id":809,"date":"2007-10-14T20:25:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-15T00:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/sunday-october-14-2007\/"},"modified":"2007-10-14T20:25:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-15T00:25:00","slug":"sunday-october-14-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/sunday-october-14-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday October 14, 2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Dr Seuss were to write a book on pregnancy, I think it would go something like this:<\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Sick and Tired, <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Tired and Sick. <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Sick of being Tired<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>And Tired of being Sick.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>And then there would be the chapters on food which would go something like this:<\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Macaroni Saturday<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Macaroni in the morning,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Macaroni at night,<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>Macaroni in the middle<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=Gigi size=4>And things start to be all right.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>(next page)<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Gill Sans MT\" size=6>But NO macaroni on Sunday.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Dr Seuss were to write a book on pregnancy, I think it would go something like this: Sick and Tired, Tired and Sick. Sick of being Tired And Tired&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-809","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p39ynQ-d3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=809"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/809\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=809"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=809"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michellebeachy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=809"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}